Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
