I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
