it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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