Why does Corona taste like a burp?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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