you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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