This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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