I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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