come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
NoShamevember. You game?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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