Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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