hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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