I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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