Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So many bounce houses so little time
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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