He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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