I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I want to make a zoo with you.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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