he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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