I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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