No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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