THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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