rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
