And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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