Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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