I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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