Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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