Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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