He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Randomize
