what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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