I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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