i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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