You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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