I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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