google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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