So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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