I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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