Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
More tranny stories later!
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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