she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So many bounce houses so little time
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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