Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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