I hate your face
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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