Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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