i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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