adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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