Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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