Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
where does the pee come out of this thing
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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