the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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