Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm getting married
To pizza
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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