Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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