Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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