Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize