the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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