The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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