it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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