I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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