i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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