Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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