In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
