I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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