At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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