You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I need moral support for this bender
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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