I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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